If there's one particular faction of the Church of the SubGenius that has attracted more recruits to our insidious cult than any other, it's the WOMEN of the Church! Yes, it's true – this Church really IS a sex cult! Not only are there lovely women in the Church who are dying to meet you…these women are pure GODDESSES! And I'm not just saying that because, one and all, they are gorgeous, luscious visions of beauty. The ÜberFemmes are also among the most ass-kickin', sociable, and noble women it has ever been my pleasure to associate with!